Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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