they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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