ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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