Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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