he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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