Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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