I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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