i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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