Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
No subtext here. People are naked.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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