Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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