I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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