Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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