ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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