I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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