? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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