I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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