Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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