fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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