omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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