? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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