Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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