It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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