hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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