i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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