i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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