was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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