I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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