apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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