I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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