either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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