all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So much Jack, so little girl.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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