i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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