Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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