i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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