we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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