Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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