Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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