That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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