No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
