guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize