I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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