i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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