I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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