Small penises have feelings too.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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