ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
