I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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