oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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