Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just gift wrapped bread.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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