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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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