My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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