UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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