idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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