Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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