I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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