is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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