I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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