yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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