how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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