it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
50% drunk capacity currently
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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